Friday, October 2, 2009

Fearless, Flawless Box Office Predictions

After taking a week off (accidentally), I'm back with more haiku predictions sure to come sort-of-kind-of-not-quite right! Super-jam-packed week for releases, so let's get to it!

1.) Zombieland - $21 million

It's getting great buzz.
This should be a monster "hit."
Woody gets that joke.

2.) Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs - $15 million

This fall's surprise hit.
We love 3D flying balls.
That doesn't sound right.

3.) Toy Story/Toy Story 2 3D - $14 million

It's Buzz and Woody!
Back for more of your money!
Some toys are greedy.

4.) Whip It! - $9 million

A movie for girls
that girls wrote and directed
why, that sounds quite smart!

5.) The Invention of Lying - $7 million

Poor Ricky Gervais.
Funny with no place to go.
Try TV again?

WILDCARD - Capitalism: A Love Story - $6 million

Michael Moore is back!
This film is less partisan.
But that won't matter.

Okay guys, have a great weekend. I'm off with the UNO Forensics team to lovely Manhattan, Kansas!

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