Fearless, Flawless Box Office Predictions
After taking a week off (accidentally), I'm back with more haiku predictions sure to come sort-of-kind-of-not-quite right! Super-jam-packed week for releases, so let's get to it!
1.) Zombieland - $21 million
It's getting great buzz.
This should be a monster "hit."
Woody gets that joke.
2.) Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs - $15 million
This fall's surprise hit.
We love 3D flying balls.
That doesn't sound right.
3.) Toy Story/Toy Story 2 3D - $14 million
It's Buzz and Woody!
Back for more of your money!
Some toys are greedy.
4.) Whip It! - $9 million
A movie for girls
that girls wrote and directed
why, that sounds quite smart!
5.) The Invention of Lying - $7 million
Poor Ricky Gervais.
Funny with no place to go.
Try TV again?
WILDCARD - Capitalism: A Love Story - $6 million
Michael Moore is back!
This film is less partisan.
But that won't matter.
Okay guys, have a great weekend. I'm off with the UNO Forensics team to lovely Manhattan, Kansas!
1.) Zombieland - $21 million
It's getting great buzz.
This should be a monster "hit."
Woody gets that joke.
2.) Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs - $15 million
This fall's surprise hit.
We love 3D flying balls.
That doesn't sound right.
3.) Toy Story/Toy Story 2 3D - $14 million
It's Buzz and Woody!
Back for more of your money!
Some toys are greedy.
4.) Whip It! - $9 million
A movie for girls
that girls wrote and directed
why, that sounds quite smart!
5.) The Invention of Lying - $7 million
Poor Ricky Gervais.
Funny with no place to go.
Try TV again?
WILDCARD - Capitalism: A Love Story - $6 million
Michael Moore is back!
This film is less partisan.
But that won't matter.
Okay guys, have a great weekend. I'm off with the UNO Forensics team to lovely Manhattan, Kansas!
Labels: Box office predictions, Capitalism A Love story trailer, invention of lying, toy story, toy story 2, Whip it, Zombieland
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