Fearless, Flawless Box Office Predictions
Horror films populate a horrifying week. I'm ready for the weekend. Let's get to doin' the haikuin'.
Here's how I see it:
1.) The Final Destination - $24 million
This title is lame.
Just adding a "the" is dumb...
So that's why it fits.
2.) Halloween 2 - $22 million
Rob Zombie is back!
As two horror films square off.
I know who loses.
3.) Ingluorious Basterds - $17.5 million
This was a huge hit.
Everyone loves Nazi death...
maybe not Nazis.
4.) District 9 - $10 million
What a great movie.
I can't wait to rewatch it.
It makes me happy.
5.) GI Joe: Rise of Cobra - $6.5 million
You had a good run.
It was better than I thought.
It's time to go now.
WILDCARD - Julie and Julia - $5.5 million
Also did quite well.
But it's time to finish up.
No more leftovers.
That's it gang, have a great weekend.
Here's how I see it:
1.) The Final Destination - $24 million
This title is lame.
Just adding a "the" is dumb...
So that's why it fits.
2.) Halloween 2 - $22 million
Rob Zombie is back!
As two horror films square off.
I know who loses.
3.) Ingluorious Basterds - $17.5 million
This was a huge hit.
Everyone loves Nazi death...
maybe not Nazis.
4.) District 9 - $10 million
What a great movie.
I can't wait to rewatch it.
It makes me happy.
5.) GI Joe: Rise of Cobra - $6.5 million
You had a good run.
It was better than I thought.
It's time to go now.
WILDCARD - Julie and Julia - $5.5 million
Also did quite well.
But it's time to finish up.
No more leftovers.
That's it gang, have a great weekend.
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