Weekly Round-up

Here's a handy outline for one of the slowest weeks ever, to catch you up on the bloggeration here.

• You want movie reviews? We got yer movie reviews: Here (Paranormal Activity), Here (The Surrogates), and Here (Zombieland).
  
  
• You want movie trailers? We got yer trailers Here (Nightmare on Elm Street) and Here (2012, The Crazies, and Up in the Air).
  
  
• You want mockery? We got yer mockery Here (mocking Jessica Alba) and Here (My junk drawer)
  

Now get out of here you durn kids.