Weekly Round-Up

Big week, folks. So many valuable life lessons passed out. Let's see what we learned this week.

• We learned that the scariest thing besides the success of Twilight is coming back for more.
• We learned that a 500 post is the perfect time to reveal a crappy sequel.
• We learned that a whole Web of Lies has been created around whether this person, this person, or this person will play the Black Cat.
• We learned that nobody still buys me anything.
• We learned that my junk is still better than anybody else's (and that Adam Froemming is super jealous...his facebook statuses tell me so).

That's more than enough for one week. See ya Monday.