This is not a rumor, this is a promise from the future

They shall return to save us all.

From the mouth of the saddest, least talented, scuffy-faced simpleton in the world, there may just be reason to hope for a third Bill and Ted. As a huge fan of the first two films, yes that's real and not sarcasm, it does my heart such joy to hear half of the Wyld Stallyns declare publicly that he (Keanu Reeves) is working with his better half (Alex Winter) to make the return to awesome happen. You know what, I think it can work. I think there's more to be done humor wise with this series, and I think it's a perfect idea. Also, Reeves said he would love to "return to the role," as though he were revisiting Hamlet or something. I love that. I appreciate the enthusiasm, but come on, dude. You don't say things like "I would love to return to the role of a stoner dude who dresses like a gay hobo." Maybe you say something like "Times were easier then, back when people knew I was an idiot playing an idiot...and I want to go back. It's too hard to pretend I'm capable of anything else." That I can buy. No word on dates, potential plots, or anything else, but I do know that the most important half of the duo has agreed in principle, which means it is entirely possible that we will be excellent to one another sometime in the future. Awesome.

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