Fearless, Flawless Box Office Predictions
What a long-ass week this was. But let's talk about some positives for this week:
Here's how I see it, haiku style:
1.) Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs - $28 million
3D flying food
should go over well with kids
should suck for grown ups
2.) Jennifer's Body - $13 million
Not to sound shallow,
if this were silent I'd go.
miss Fox shouldn't speak.
3.) The Informant - $12 million
Matt Damon got fat
because fat equals funny.
Not so sensitive.
4.) I Can Do Bad All By Myself - $11 million
Tyler Perry comes
then just as fast he is gone.
Box office ninja.
5.) Love Happens - $8 million
Aniston is back!
Why is everyone leaving?
Oh, the movie sucks.
WILDCARD - 9 - $5.5 million
I may rent this one.
It could be interesting.
And I am oft bored.
Okay, that's it. I love you all deeply, but I've got to get off this crazy ride for a while. Have a great weekend, if you love me back pray for the Bears and I'll see you Monday.
- Jay Cutler hasn't thrown an interception since Sunday
- We've really started building momentum on this blog...we've had some great comments from thoughtful readers and had some nice spikes in readership
- I have not suffered an embolism
- It's now over
Here's how I see it, haiku style:
1.) Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs - $28 million
3D flying food
should go over well with kids
should suck for grown ups
2.) Jennifer's Body - $13 million
Not to sound shallow,
if this were silent I'd go.
miss Fox shouldn't speak.
3.) The Informant - $12 million
Matt Damon got fat
because fat equals funny.
Not so sensitive.
4.) I Can Do Bad All By Myself - $11 million
Tyler Perry comes
then just as fast he is gone.
Box office ninja.
5.) Love Happens - $8 million
Aniston is back!
Why is everyone leaving?
Oh, the movie sucks.
WILDCARD - 9 - $5.5 million
I may rent this one.
It could be interesting.
And I am oft bored.
Okay, that's it. I love you all deeply, but I've got to get off this crazy ride for a while. Have a great weekend, if you love me back pray for the Bears and I'll see you Monday.
Labels: 9, Box office predictions, cloudy with a chance of meatballs, haikus, I can do bad all by myself, Jennifer's body, Love Happens lawsuit, the informant
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