Monday, September 21, 2009

Weekend Box Office Results: What Meaty Balls!

This week was fairly mundane box office-wise, although a certain film with giant dropping balls was a hit with the children to the tune of the third best September opening EVER (which, yes, is like being the very best player on the Detroit Lions...sorry Calvin Johnson...and Steve at CD105). Anyhoodle, let's get to doin' some haikuin'.

Here are the results (haiku style):

1.) Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs - $30 million (Accuracy of prediction - 93%)

This title is long.
Some marquees just said "Meatballs."
Poor Bill Murray fans.

2.) The Informant! - $10.5 million (Accuracy of prediction - 83%)

Not an outright hit,
Nor was this disappointing.
This total is fine.

3.) Tyler Perry's I Can Do Bad All By Myself - $10 million (Accuracy of prediction - 85%)

Oh, Tyler Perry.
You are so Tyler Perry.
Right, Tyler Perry?

4.) Love Happens - $8 million (Accuracy of prediction - 90%)

You know what "happens?"
Nothing good if you see this.
This is your warning.

5.) Jennifer's Body - $7 million (Accuracy of prediction - 28%)

Can we all agree
this Megan Fox love is done?
She is bad at life.

Overall Accuracy of Prediction - 74%

I blame this on Fox.
And for once I mean Megan,
not the studio.

That's it gang, happy Monday! I'll see you this afternoon with Ben's review of The Informant!

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