Fearless, Flawless Box Office Predictions

In the interest of full disclosure, I'm typing this not on Friday morning, but on Thursday Eve, as the Nebraska Cornhuskers have defeated the Missouri Tigers in hand-to-hand gladiatorial combat...or the modern equivalent. Thus, I am slightly inebriated and fully prepared for the Haikus ahead. Huzzah, haikus, huzzah!

1.) Couples Retreat - $ 25 million

Vince Vaughan is funny
Kristen Bell is super hot
This equals money.

2.) Zombieland - $15 million

No drop-off seen here
The gift that keeps on giving?
Zombies and Ms. Stone.

3.) Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs - $12 million

A surprise big hit
A hundred mil for meatballs?
Only if 3D!

4.) Toy Story/Toy Story 3D

These movies are old!
The Meatball movie is new.
At least it has that.

5.) The Invention of Lying

Jennifer Garner.
If it weren't for that woman
this blurb would not be.

WILDCARD - Surrogates

Does Bruce Willis count?
This is the week that will tell.
My guess is, um, no.

That's it gang. I'm in a meeting all day, so no more updates for you.