Thursday, November 19, 2009

Web of Lies: Hatha-why not?

Okay, this Black Cat thing is officially batshit insane. I'm turning the dial from excitable nutso to Mel Gibson, as Nikki Finke is now saying that in addition to:
http://dailymishmash.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/libra-rachel-mcadams.jpg
Rachel McAdams
http://www.celebszz.com/52801-2/romola-garai-50.jpg
Romola Garai

and
http://lemonlemonade.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/julia-stiles.jpg
Julia Stiles
we can now add
http://crabapplenyc.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/anne_hathaway.jpg
Anne Hathaway
to the mix.

Hathaway is the only Oscar nominee of the bunch, so she gets points for that. She does lose points for not being Rachel McAdams, which are the same points that Julia Stiles and Romola Garai lost. Who will win this race? Will I continue to be able to post different smokin' hot pictures of smokin' hot actresses? Is there even going to be a Spider-man 4 or is it just going to be a casting couch where Sam Raimi gets to leer at the hottest women in the world? Who can say. All I know is that my friend Steve King from CD105.9 informed me that Kirsten Dunst said this about her cross-country road trip: "After we were done, I was like, 'Wow, America is so poor. Just the towns you come across . . . all that's there are restaurants and gas stations." And there's the quote from the one person we KNOW is in the movie. Again, you have your pick of the women above, or this:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/headlines/2006/09/kirsten-dunst-ugly.jpg
Do the right thing, Peter Parker.

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Blogger David DeMarco said...

I say give it to Anne Hathaway, that girl glows like a night light.

God, next to either her or Rachel McAdams, Kirsten Dunst is going to look like a fresh turd.

What the hell was Sam Raimi thinking? Does he hate pretty women? Now we're stuck with a bridge troll for continuity's sake.

November 19, 2009  

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