Friday Night Screams

Continuing his quest to employ every cute actress who is not famous enough to warrant her own trailer and top-line billing, Wes Craven has collected another young hottie to get knifed in Scream 4. Aimee Teegarden, who spells her name ridiculously, is the latest blond to volunteer to hold a knife with her stomach.
Teegarden, who is just unspeakably attractive and growing more so every year she ages into her adorable baby face, also believes that stuttering makes a scene more believable and is easily the most agitating part of "Friday Night Lights" at times. If one of the characters spazzed out and began berating her to "SPIT IT OUT," I would infinitely like whatever character that was a whole lot more. The good news is, she's probably just going to be flailing about and screaming a lot, which I believe she can do a great job at. There are officially so many actors and actresses in this movie that the opening credits are going to take 4 hours. I honestly don't know what to make of Scream 4, but I do know that at this rate, I will soon be in it.

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