Fearless, Flawless Box Office Predictions
I'm not going to mess around with this introduction. I'm too tired, and y'all know the drill by now.
Here's the box office predictions, haiku style:
1.) Tyler Perry's I Can Do Bad All By Myself - $27 million
I am always wrong
when it comes to Perry's films.
So, just ignore this.
2.) Sorority Row - $12 million
The chick from "The Hills?"
The spawn of Moore and Willis?
What the hell is this?
3.) Nine - $9.5 million
Too scary for kids.
Too cartoony for adults.
It is a tweener.
4.) Whiteout - $9 million
Oh, Kate Beckinsale.
So pretty...such bad acting.
You're no Kate Winslet.
5.) Inglourious Basterds - $7.5 million
I have nothing left.
You only get 5 haikus.
After that, I suck.
WILDCARD - The Final Destination - $7 million
Not to be too gross,
But horror in 3D sells...
I think porn is next.
That's it gang. Have a great weekend. Watch some football. Go Huskers, Wolverines, and (most importantly) DA BEARS!!!
Here's the box office predictions, haiku style:
1.) Tyler Perry's I Can Do Bad All By Myself - $27 million
I am always wrong
when it comes to Perry's films.
So, just ignore this.
2.) Sorority Row - $12 million
The chick from "The Hills?"
The spawn of Moore and Willis?
What the hell is this?
3.) Nine - $9.5 million
Too scary for kids.
Too cartoony for adults.
It is a tweener.
4.) Whiteout - $9 million
Oh, Kate Beckinsale.
So pretty...such bad acting.
You're no Kate Winslet.
5.) Inglourious Basterds - $7.5 million
I have nothing left.
You only get 5 haikus.
After that, I suck.
WILDCARD - The Final Destination - $7 million
Not to be too gross,
But horror in 3D sells...
I think porn is next.
That's it gang. Have a great weekend. Watch some football. Go Huskers, Wolverines, and (most importantly) DA BEARS!!!
Labels: Box office predictions, I can do bad all by myself, Inglourious basterds, nine, sorority row, the final destination, tyler perry, whiteout
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