Fearless, Flawless Box Office Predictions
Get ready for fun and excitement at the box office this weekend. And by fun and excitement I mean movies involving scary, undead people and other movies that don't involve Clint Eastwood. Get it? Cause he's old. And scary. And I don't really like his movies that much. Anyway, we've got us a sequel to a horror movie, that comes the week before a sequel to a horror movie, and Matt Damon doing a Whoopie Goldberg impression (I mean talking to dead people, not storming off the set of "The View"). I'm not quite Reganing it this week like Jack on "30 Rock," but I am really being productive, so let's stop with the jibber jabber and get to some haikus.
Here's what's gonna happen, fools.
1.) Paranormal Activity 2 - $30 million
More low-budget fun,
with night vision camera work.
And zero Paris.
2.) Jackass 3D - $20 million
This will drop off big,
but it already won huge.
The rest is gravy.
3.) Red - $13 million
I hope this holds well,
because I love Miss Parker,
and violence as well.
4.) Hereafter - $12 million
More boring Eastwood.
It's full of heaven cliches
if that is your thing.
5.) The Social Network - $8 million
Still respectable,
this comes back near Oscar time.
Should win some statues.
WILDCARD - Secretariat - $7 million
Go away dumb horse.
This should not do well at all.
It is really bad.
Okay, that's it gang. Have a great weekend, see you on Monday!
Follow me on Twitter.
Here's what's gonna happen, fools.
1.) Paranormal Activity 2 - $30 million
More low-budget fun,
with night vision camera work.
And zero Paris.
2.) Jackass 3D - $20 million
This will drop off big,
but it already won huge.
The rest is gravy.
3.) Red - $13 million
I hope this holds well,
because I love Miss Parker,
and violence as well.
4.) Hereafter - $12 million
More boring Eastwood.
It's full of heaven cliches
if that is your thing.
5.) The Social Network - $8 million
Still respectable,
this comes back near Oscar time.
Should win some statues.
WILDCARD - Secretariat - $7 million
Go away dumb horse.
This should not do well at all.
It is really bad.
Okay, that's it gang. Have a great weekend, see you on Monday!
Follow me on Twitter.
Labels: Hereafter, jackass 3d movie, paranormal activity 2, red movie, secret movie, The Social Network movie
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