Weekend Box Office Results: The Dragon is mostly trained
The good news? The 3D extravaganza may not be as insanely huge as I feared. Sure, nobody is complaining about How to Train Your Dragon's opening weekend, but it isn't the jaw-dropping number I feared may have been posted. What I'm saying is, there's still a chance for some semblance of order to be restored. The rest of the top 5 though looks dismal. This may be the least-tasty buffet of films up top in some time. Thankfully, the Kraken gets released next weekend, and I just can't see that not being fun.
Anyhoodle, here are your weekend box office results, haiku style:
1.) How to Train Your Dragon - $43 million (Accuracy of prediction - 83.5%)
It could have been worse.
This number could be bigger.
There may still be hope.
2.) Alice in Wonderland - $14 million (Accuracy of prediction - 81%)
How is this still high?
It should have started to drop.
Damn you Tim Burton!
3.) Hot Tub Time Machine - $13 million (Accuracy of prediction - 60%)
This is a flop-o.
There were some big hopes for this...
They went...down the drain.
4.) The Bounty Hunter - $12 million (Accuracy of prediction - 77.5%)
The drop was minor.
The ladies do love Butler.
But not Aniston.
5.) Diary of a Wimpy Kid - $10 million (Accuracy of prediction - 75%)
This one fell quite hard.
The dragon took a big bite.
Thank God I don't care.
Overall accuracy of prediction - 75.5%
How fitting: a "C"
That's the grade these films deserve.
In fact, maybe less.
Okay, that's it. I know you want to be grumpy this Monday but don't be. It doesn't look good on you.
Anyhoodle, here are your weekend box office results, haiku style:
1.) How to Train Your Dragon - $43 million (Accuracy of prediction - 83.5%)
It could have been worse.
This number could be bigger.
There may still be hope.
2.) Alice in Wonderland - $14 million (Accuracy of prediction - 81%)
How is this still high?
It should have started to drop.
Damn you Tim Burton!
3.) Hot Tub Time Machine - $13 million (Accuracy of prediction - 60%)
This is a flop-o.
There were some big hopes for this...
They went...down the drain.
4.) The Bounty Hunter - $12 million (Accuracy of prediction - 77.5%)
The drop was minor.
The ladies do love Butler.
But not Aniston.
5.) Diary of a Wimpy Kid - $10 million (Accuracy of prediction - 75%)
This one fell quite hard.
The dragon took a big bite.
Thank God I don't care.
Overall accuracy of prediction - 75.5%
How fitting: a "C"
That's the grade these films deserve.
In fact, maybe less.
Okay, that's it. I know you want to be grumpy this Monday but don't be. It doesn't look good on you.
Labels: Alice in Wonderland, diary of a wimpy kid, hot tub time machine, how to train your dragon, the bounty hunter, weekend box office results
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