Fearless, Flawless Box Office Predictions
Like I said, I'm outtie like a belly button technically, but through the magic of technology I am posting this today (Friday) even though I wrote it yesterday. It's magicalicious! This week brings us Steve Carrell in animated form using all 3 dimensions, the second weekend of the murderous Twilight: Eclipse, and Predators, which features Adrien Brody and his rippling muscles (for realz). Who will win this epic three-way? Wait, that didn't come out right.
Here's how I see it, haiku style:
1.) Despicable Me - $40 million
This is my hero.
Why? Because it will keep out
Twilight from first place.
2.) Twilight: Eclipse - $27 million
Suck on second place!
The fan base may be shrinking.
Your time is OVER!!!
3.) Predators - $21 million
I have heard good things.
No, wait, I'm serious here!
I tried, Adrien.
4.) Toy Story 3 - $17 million
Top of Pixar's list.
The other kid's flick will hurt.
You done good there, toys.
5.) The Last Airbender - $16 million
As soon as it came,
it quickly left us alone.
Try harder next time.
No wildcard this week, I feel that good about it. Okay, have a great weekend. I'll miss you all. Honest.
Here's how I see it, haiku style:
1.) Despicable Me - $40 million
This is my hero.
Why? Because it will keep out
Twilight from first place.
2.) Twilight: Eclipse - $27 million
Suck on second place!
The fan base may be shrinking.
Your time is OVER!!!
3.) Predators - $21 million
I have heard good things.
No, wait, I'm serious here!
I tried, Adrien.
4.) Toy Story 3 - $17 million
Top of Pixar's list.
The other kid's flick will hurt.
You done good there, toys.
5.) The Last Airbender - $16 million
As soon as it came,
it quickly left us alone.
Try harder next time.
No wildcard this week, I feel that good about it. Okay, have a great weekend. I'll miss you all. Honest.
Labels: Box office predictions, despicable me, predators movie, the last airbender trailer, toy story 3, Twilight Eclipse
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