Fearless, Flawless Box Office Predictions
I'm just going to get right to it because I really don't have that many deep thoughts this weekend. One crappy new movie comes out, that will be number one. Other than that, you enjoy the last nice weekend of weather, have yourself some trick-or-treating shenanigans, and generally frolic and be merry. K?
Here's the box office prediction haikus all the kids love these days.
1.) Saw 3D - $26 million
This is the sixth Saw.
So why not call it Saw 6?
Those guys can't count good.
2.) Paranormal Activity 2 - $20 million
Look! Now you see it,
now you don't...or now you won't.
In which case, nice call.
3.) Jackass 3D - $9 million
One day, we'll look back
and we'll ask why everything
was in damn 3D.
4.) Red - $9 million
Old people need love,
or at least movies to see.
That explains this one.
5.) Hereafter - $8 million
This one is scary.
Not in terms of on-screen stuff,
just scary boring.
WILDCARD - The Social Network - $6 million
Soon this will be gone,
but it's legacy remains!
See you Oscar night!
That's it. You have a blast this weekend. Figuratively, no more explosives for you.
Follow me on Twitter.
Here's the box office prediction haikus all the kids love these days.
1.) Saw 3D - $26 million
This is the sixth Saw.
So why not call it Saw 6?
Those guys can't count good.
2.) Paranormal Activity 2 - $20 million
Look! Now you see it,
now you don't...or now you won't.
In which case, nice call.
3.) Jackass 3D - $9 million
One day, we'll look back
and we'll ask why everything
was in damn 3D.
4.) Red - $9 million
Old people need love,
or at least movies to see.
That explains this one.
5.) Hereafter - $8 million
This one is scary.
Not in terms of on-screen stuff,
just scary boring.
WILDCARD - The Social Network - $6 million
Soon this will be gone,
but it's legacy remains!
See you Oscar night!
That's it. You have a blast this weekend. Figuratively, no more explosives for you.
Follow me on Twitter.
Labels: Box office predictions, Hereafter, jackass 3d movie, paranormal activity 2, red movie, saw 3d, The Social Network movie
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]
<< Home