Box Office Results: Suck on that, White!
Okay, so technically Toy Story 3 didn't set a record, but it's early. Given the relative lack of family films (or any films) of quality this summer, there's every chance that TS3 is going to set the all-time animation record. Yeah, I said it. There's virtually nothing standing between it and unparalleled success, and it even has 3D going for it. The world is Buzz and Woody's oyster. In other news, tip your cap and bow your head, Megan Fox's career died on Sunday, June 20th. If she can't even portray a hooker effectively, she has no further hope. She will now commence a career consisting entirely of appearing in gentlemen magazines where's she almost shows booby but never does. You make women with talent proud, Miss Fox!
Okay, here's the rest of the box office results, haiku style.
1.) Toy Story 3 - $109 million (Accuracy of prediction - 95%)
These toys aren't playing.
They're out for box office blood!
Faster, Buzz, KILL KILL!
2.) Karate Kid - $29 million (Accuracy of prediction - 95%)
The younger Smith rules.
Back at home, there will be blood.
Only one can rule!
3.) The A-Team - $14 million (Accuracy of prediction - 90%)
It's not a big flop.
But it is a mini-bomb.
So it's like kaboom
4.) Get Him to the Greek - $6.5 million (Accuracy of prediction - 90%)
A nice little film
taking in a nice tally.
That's...what's the word? Nice!
5.) Shrek Forever After - $5.5 million (Accuracy of prediction - 82%)
The summer's big flop,
and yet nobody says it.
Let me then: This sucked.
Overall Accuracy of Prediction - 90.4%
Summer is now here!
And yet I am not on break.
This is so not fair.
Okay, that's it guys, happy Monday, be productive.
Follow me on Twitter!
Okay, here's the rest of the box office results, haiku style.
1.) Toy Story 3 - $109 million (Accuracy of prediction - 95%)
These toys aren't playing.
They're out for box office blood!
Faster, Buzz, KILL KILL!
2.) Karate Kid - $29 million (Accuracy of prediction - 95%)
The younger Smith rules.
Back at home, there will be blood.
Only one can rule!
3.) The A-Team - $14 million (Accuracy of prediction - 90%)
It's not a big flop.
But it is a mini-bomb.
So it's like kaboom
4.) Get Him to the Greek - $6.5 million (Accuracy of prediction - 90%)
A nice little film
taking in a nice tally.
That's...what's the word? Nice!
5.) Shrek Forever After - $5.5 million (Accuracy of prediction - 82%)
The summer's big flop,
and yet nobody says it.
Let me then: This sucked.
Overall Accuracy of Prediction - 90.4%
Summer is now here!
And yet I am not on break.
This is so not fair.
Okay, that's it guys, happy Monday, be productive.
Follow me on Twitter!
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