Fearless, Flawless Box Office Predictions
Wow is this week hard. I mean, there are no less than 8 movies that have a chance at the top 5. Even with my underhanded trick of the Wildcard, this may end terribly for me. Also ending and beginning terribly: Marmaduke. I hope that the indie-horror flick Splice does well, and that Get Him to the Greek doesn't woefully underperform as I fear it will. I have no care in the world for whatever happens to the Heigl/Kutcher bomb-to-be, but it would be nice for something to take down the latest Shrek movie. How can it suck, be a flop, and STILL be atop the charts. It's maddening. Enough already, it's Friday and you have places to be. Here are this week's prediction haikus!
1.) Shrek Forever After - $23 million
Forever After?
Or it's The Final Chapter?
Either way, BE GONE.
2.) Get Him to the Greek - $18 million
Russell Brand kicks ass.
Jonah Hill is sometimes good.
Let's hope this does well.
3.) Killers - $17 million
Katherine Heigl sucks.
She bugs the crap out of me.
And has baby teeth.
4.) Prince of Persia: Sands of Time - $15.5 million
Not the hit I thought.
Too bad for Jake Gyllenhaal.
He should lose an "a."
5.) Marmaduke - $15 million
Marmaduke is real?
How did we let this happen?
This is a new low.
WILDCARD - Splice - $14 million
I hope this does well.
Intelligent horror rules.
I want more of it.
Okay, that's it. Enjoy your weekend. Behave. Relax. I will try to do both and do neither.
Follow me on Twitter!
1.) Shrek Forever After - $23 million
Forever After?
Or it's The Final Chapter?
Either way, BE GONE.
2.) Get Him to the Greek - $18 million
Russell Brand kicks ass.
Jonah Hill is sometimes good.
Let's hope this does well.
3.) Killers - $17 million
Katherine Heigl sucks.
She bugs the crap out of me.
And has baby teeth.
4.) Prince of Persia: Sands of Time - $15.5 million
Not the hit I thought.
Too bad for Jake Gyllenhaal.
He should lose an "a."
5.) Marmaduke - $15 million
Marmaduke is real?
How did we let this happen?
This is a new low.
WILDCARD - Splice - $14 million
I hope this does well.
Intelligent horror rules.
I want more of it.
Okay, that's it. Enjoy your weekend. Behave. Relax. I will try to do both and do neither.
Follow me on Twitter!
Labels: Box office predictions, get him to the greek, killers, Marmaduke movie, prince of persia sands of time, shrek forever after, shrek the final chapter, splice trailer
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